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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

A Shared Life: Spring in Chicago (April - June 2024)


This project is the "Spring In Chicago" project and the footage was collected between our Easter trip to Pennsylvania and Audiofeed. During this time, I collected several clips of Chicago drivers and made a short compilation of how some folks like to drive in Chicago.

04.02.2024 - 04.25.2024
On Tuesday April 2nd, 2024 as I left work, I took a shot out of the Truman College parking garage looking south at Chicago. As I got in the car to drive to work on Wednesday April 3rd, 2024, I captured what would be the last snowfall in Chicago. On Thursday April 4th, 2024, Elphie and I both captured some footage of Stein playing with his new toys. One is a Peep bunny and the other is a catnip paper grocery bag. My mom got them for Stein as well as her cat Charlie (footage of that is featured in the "Winter in Chicago" project).

On Monday April 8th, 2024, I went outside as the eclipse was reaching its peak in the Chicago area. We were not in the path of totality but we did experience 94% coverage though without eclipse glasses it wasn't easy to tell the difference. The sky definitely was a bit darker and street lights began to come on but a glance toward the sun, it was as bright as ever. I got to borrow some eclipse glasses from others who had them and check it out a couple times. I tried to see if I covered my iPhone camera lens if I could capture it but it didn't really work out. I captured the eclipse shape through a hole in a sign on the street projecting onto my hand. I did get to see it through the glasses with my eyes though, so that was cool. As I made my commute home, I kept getting messages of a road closure on Lake Shore Drive and traffic was definitely backed up. The detour it wanted me to take was blocked though so I kept going. I captured footage using my Crosstour CR-900 of the salt trucks lining the side of Lake Shore Drive as I passed by. All exits were blocked into the northern parts of downtown though I could have exited once I approached the parks. I chose not to because traffic remained in motion. Once I got near McCormick Place, the exit to reach there or the museums and Soldier Field was also blocked and in the McCormick Place parking lot was a bunch of CTA busses parked along the outside of the lot. I found something about President Biden being in town for a fundraiser and I assume that was the reason for everything on my commute home.

On Wednesday April 10th, 2024, during my morning commute driving north on Archer I was passed by an impatient driver on my left while I was in the left lane. This driver used the turning lane and southbound inner lane to pass the traffic due to their entitlement. The next day on Thursday April 11th, 2024, I had another driver pass me on the left but this time on Artesian. As I slowed to drive over the speed bump and the driver behind me did the same, another driver went around the speed bump and continued to the left of me and attempted to cross Pershing to the left of the car which was waiting on traffic to cross. That driver disregarded the entitled driver and went ahead of them once the traffic was clear. On Friday April 12th, 2024, as I waited for the light to change at Archer and Western, an old Asian man with a paper umbrella crossed the street in front of me and I decided to keep the video capture of that.

On Tuesday April 16th, 2024, Elphie captured some nice chalk art on the sidewalk. I captured the rainbow as I made my commute home using my Crosstour CR-900. Elphie also captured me watching the two hockey games that would determine the fate of the Pittsburgh Penguins on my iPhone and iPad. On Wednesday April 17th, 2024, Elphie captured a clip of herself serenading Stein. I watched the Penguins season come to an end...I hung up my towel for the season. On Thursday April 18th, 2024, on my commute home a driver decided that they would jump a curb into inner Lake Shore Drive rather than wait on the traffic I guess. I'm not sure that it did them much good as they had to then wait at a red light and the lane from outer Lake Shore Drive likely would get a green light first. On my morning commute on Friday April 19th, 2024, I encountered a broken down Chevrolet Bolt on Lake Shore Drive...I hope that never happens to me.

On Monday April 22nd, 2024 I captured a helicopter flying overhead while I was on Lake Shore Drive. On Thursday April 25th, 2024, I captured several more clips for the compilation of Chicago drivers. In the morning as I got into Uptown, I pulled to the curb side of the road as did the driver ahead of me due to an ambulance making its way toward us. The driver behind me passed us both and impeded the ambulance momentarily before they also pulled to the side but immediately ran a stop sign after the ambulance passed. Coming home I captured a clip of a driver doing something that seems basically standard in Chicago at this point...they pulled up next to me from 2-3 cars back so that as soon as the light turned green they could get ahead of me as they obviously felt they were entitled to do. They were impeded by pedestrians in their effort to get on the Lake Shore Drive ramp in a hurry. They did not drive all that fast and once on Lake Shore Drive, I passed them. Later I captured another fairly regular occurrence on Lake Shore Drive of folks passing on the curb side in a turning lane by the parks only to usually get one or two cars ahead before having to merge due to the lane no longer existing. At Pershing and Western I captured yet another fairly regular occurrence where folks are in the lane to turn south onto Western Avenue heading west on Pershing but their intention is to drive straight and cut off those of us in the proper lane to go straight. Driving in Chicago requires anticipation of the acts of the entitled or you likely will end up getting in an accident.

04.26.2204
On my commute into work on Friday April 26th, 2024, as I waited for folks to merge into one lane off the ramp due to road work from I-55 to North Lake Shore Drive, I captured another couple of Chicago drivers, this time using the shoulder to pass everyone as they obviously felt they are entitled to do.

In the evening, I went to Thalia Hall for a show featuring Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter and David Eugene Edwards presented by Perpetual Flame Ministries. I was pretty excited to see this show and went ahead of time to get a ticket a few months back. I guess it was sort of a birthday gift to myself. They had Thalia Hall set up with chairs and in the middle of the room there was a platform with a piano. The stage had fabric draped like a tent as well as the middle of the room from the balcony. It was definitely a unique experience with very limited tickets. I enjoyed the night and the audience was very attentive. There was very little if any talking during the performances which was a nice change. David Eugene Edwards played his set on the stage and I captured "Howling Flower" from the new album "Hyacinth." Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter played the piano in the middle of the room. Prior to starting, she put some bells and a chain I believe into the piano adding another element of sound to the performance. She played from the new material on "Saved!" I captured a clip of "Poor Wayfaring Stranger." While it was a good show, I saw a post where Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter had her songbook taken from the piano. That was a bummer to hear about and hope that it gets returned. This show happened again on Saturday night.
On Saturday April 27th, 2024, Elphie made cinnamon rolls for breakfast as part of my birthday. That evening we went to Falco's to get a stuffed Hawai'ian style pizza as well as breaded zuccini. Elphie also put "happy birthday" stuff on that prior to eating. I had hockey on all day. We considered going to play some mini-golf but were blocked in by the neighbors and it was late enough that I figured it might be best to wait until Sunday. On Sunday April 28th, 2024, we ate more of the pizza and then we did go to Haunted Trails to play mini golf. On the way, I collected my free Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze from a Taco Bell. It was very windy and rained a couple times while we played. A hole with a castle ate our balls as well so we had to get new ones. We gave ourselves hole in ones. I won the game by 10 against Elphie. Afterwards, we got some frozen custard at Andy's just down the street. On Monday April 29th, 2024, I turned 44 and we went to Huck Finn's after I got home from a bit of a trying day at work. We both got french toast dinners. It was good. Overall, it was a decent weekend of birthday celebrating.

(note, though the video below is labeled as "April 2024" there are a couple clips from May...I included it here as a break point between April and May)

https://youtu.be/llhbiDd7d2M

05.01.2024 - 05.11.2024
On Wednesday May 1st, 2024, Elphie and I attended the Sessanta show featuring A Perfect Circle, Pucifer, and Primus at Wintrust Arena in downtown Chicago. We parked in the general area we would normally park to go to a Reggies show and walked over from there. The event information that was sent out by email and posted in social media was very clear that no photography or video was permitted so I abided by the rule. Inside the arena it was also made clear to not take photos or video. Before getting to our seats, Elphie wanted to buy some merch. She got a couple of T-shirts and wanted to get a poster but those had already sold out. We ended up being in the very top row with only a standing room space behind us. This was very different from the picture I had seen of the section prior to purchasing the tickets and Elphie has a fear of heights...but she made it through the show. It was a good show and the set up was such that each band would play a few songs then switch to another band in the form of several "acts." There were no tear down/set up breaks and only a ten minute intermission about half way through the night. The show lasted nearly three hours. During the last song, all three bands were on stage and Maynard James Keegan announced that folks could bring out their cellphones to record the final song. Elphie did and it is posted to her Facebook page. I decided at that point I didn't really need to capture anything since several thousand other people were capturing it. As we left, some odd girl was screaming Johnny Cash at me. She was apparently excited by the patch on my jacket and wanted to get a picture. She happened to be wearing a t-shirt with the same image of Johnny Cash giving the finger. During the drive home, we encountered more wonderful Chicago drivers as they passed on both sides of me as I accelerated after a traffic light. I was in the left lane and one of the cars passed in the northbound lanes of Archer while the other car used the right lane closest to the curb to make their simultaneous pass.

On Thursday May 2nd, 2024, there was a helicopter hovering over Lake Shore Drive again. I decided to capture it again. On Saturday May 4th, 2024, we attended a Lucha wrestling event in Tinley Park at the Soundgrowler. It ended up raining out after only a few matches but it was fun. We got to hang out with the Robieson's too. On Sunday May 5th, 2024, we got some Cinco de Mayo Taco Bell.

On Tuesday May 7th, 2024, our car was hit by debris while driving on I-55. It seems to have been a large rock hit the rear driver's side door leaving a dent and scratches. On Wednesday May 8th, 2024, there was an oddly low airplane over Uptown Chicago. It was also moving oddly. On Thursday May 9th, 2024, after a particularly difficult commute home again caused by Biden being in the area, I picked up some Falco's Pizza for Elphie's mom as she was coming to visit. On Friday May 10th, 2024, we went out of the city to Pioneer Woods to try to see the Northern Lights. They weren't easy to see with our eyes but I did capture some decent pictures with my iPhone. I captured a bit of video too and also captured some coyotes yipping and howling somewhere not too far away. I couldn't get much footage using my Canon Rebel T6s. I need to learn how to get proper settings for future attempts. On Saturday May 11th, 2024, we went to the Museum of Science and Industry with Elphie's mom. It was a fun experience and we saw most everything in the time we had. We then took her to get some Asian Buffet. We also drove out to Beverly Shores in Indiana to try to see the Northern Lights again. We got there in time to also capture the sunset which I did using my Canon Rebel T6s. I was able to get a few decent pictures again with my iPhone of the Northern Lights but they dissipated fairly quickly.
05.12.2024
On Sunday May 12th, 2024, we had planned to take Elphie's mom to church but she decided she didn't want to go. Instead, we took her north to the Montrose Dog Beach later in the afternoon. Because the weather was so nice, it was difficult to access but we got as close as we could parking then walked a bit. That evening, we took her to Reggies for dinner and a ska show! Pilfers were playing with The Kilograms and Cranberry Batcave. She seemed to enjoy herself, especially during the Pilfers set. I captured "Yakuza" by the Pilfers and "America In Black And White" by The Kilograms. Dan Alfonso was drumming for them. He plays in Flatfoot 56 too so it was cool to see him. Chuck Wren DJ'ed through the night playing various ska tunes including some interesting covers.

https://youtu.be/A6buXpB_SDY

https://youtu.be/T7r0yU77SS4

05.13.2024 - 05.19.2024
On Monday May 13th, 2024, Elphie celebrated her "birthday" with cherry cheesecake she made with her mom. On Thursday May 16th, 2024, we went to see the Blue Man Group with Elphie's mom. It was fun! We also saw the Clothes and Hoe's box as we walked to where I had parked. On Friday May 17th, 2024, Elphie took her mom to Navy Pier. I ended up meeting them there. Afterwards, we got Andy's Custard. Before flying back home on Saturday May 18th, 2024, Elphie's mom hung with Stein and played some video games on our console. We took her to get Culver's again before her flight. On Sunday May 19th, 2024, I went to Wrigley Field to watch the Pittsburgh Pirates play the Chicago Cubs. The Pirates won the game 3-2. On the drive home I captured the Buckingham Fountain on flowing at its full capacity.

05.20.2024
On Monday May 20th, 2024, I went to the Riviera Theatre to see Social Distortion with Bad Religion and Love Crimes. Elphie was supposed to come as well but canceled due to not feeling up to it. I tried to get her ticket to someone else but no one else ended up being available. I ended up giving it away to a former client of Cornerstone Community Outreach but I have no idea if he used it or not. While he is no longer under the curfew of the shelter, I don't know if the housing he is in has a curfew or not...or what other factors may have been in play to determine if he could attend. When I arrived, there was no line, however the banister at floor level was taken by folks already. Perhaps a better choice would have been to claim a spot along the banister directly behind the sound and light boards but I decided to stand in front of that area instead with the steps to the lower floor in front of me and hopes my view would be clear. This was a poor choice as my view became obstructed most of the night by the taller folks. While I was able to get decent video clips because I didn't have to worry about blocking the view of others by lifting my arm to film, I didn't really enjoy the show since I couldn't really see much of it. Love Crimes opened the night and the band is fronted by a son of Mike Ness of Social Distortion named Julian. There was a lot of similarity in their sound to Social Distortion as well. I captured a song called "Lost In A Minute." Social Distortion took the stage second. I captured "The Creeps" as they played that and the title track from "Mommy's Little Monster" back to back. While playing a new tune, someone in the crowd had a medical emergency which caused for a fairly long delay as medics dealt with the situation. Social Distortion didn't stop playing quick enough for one guy who determined that they aren't really "punk" and just about the money because he yelled at them to shut it down...they didn't listen to him, apparently. For what it's worth, they somewhat stopped the song, then finished the song, and then stopped the set entirely. They explained what was going on and that they were going to leave the stage so the situation could be addressed. They also finished the rest of the set rather than cutting short. I suppose one can take whatever they want from all that and decide for themselves. Bad Religion finished off the night. I never really listened to them and honestly, just didn't care much about their set. I guess it is a case of just not fitting my personal taste. I captured their final song, "American Jesus." I was frustrated by Elphie's last minute canceling which probably tainted the night a bit but my choice to stand where I did was on me and probably made things worse overall as I couldn't see much. I enjoy Social Distortion but this was an expensive show so in the future, I am likely less inclined to pay that much and/or buy in advance for something that Elphie isn't 100% into so as to not be stuck with an extra expensive ticket.
05.23.2024
On Thursday May 23rd, 2024, Elphie and I went to The Forge in Joliet, IL, to see P.O.D. with Bad Wolves, Norma Jean, and Blind Channel. Traffic was terrible leaving work. I left a bit early figuring it may take a while but didn't quite anticipate it taking as long as it did. It actually took less time to get from home to Joliet than from work to home! Along the way, we saw someone skateboarding on I-55 southbound. We assume the van pulled off on the median likely belonged to the person. Upon arrival in Joliet, I chose to park in the public lot nearby hoping to utilize the charger. Unfortunately I wasn't able to get the charger to activate (I tried them all...same result) and after trying to figure it out, I gave up and we headed over to the show. The first band, Blind Channel was finishing up (couldn't get video) as we got there and the place was packed! We ended up against the back wall attempting to dodge the taller people ahead of us to try to see the show. Norma Jean played second and it was a pretty good set. I decided to capture a newer song called "Sleep Explosion." Bad Wolves was direct support...I can't say I really enjoyed them that much. It just isn't what I care for stylistically. I captured their closing song which was a cover of "Zombie" by the Cranberries. P.O.D. played a good amount of their new material along with some of the hits. I decided to capture "I Got That" which was the name of the tour.
05.24.2024
On Friday May 24th, 2024, Elphie and I went to the Bottom Lounge to see Lords of Acid with Praga Khan. Praga Khan is the founding member of Lords of Acid as well. Since I don't necessarily follow the band, this was news to me...though I thought there was a similarity in appearance, ha! I captured "Out Comes The Evil" from Lords of Acid and "My Mind Is My Enemy" by Praga Khan. Elphie went to spend the weekend with her friend Kat after the show so I drove her to drop her off. Prior to the show, I left work early due to how bad traffic has been all week but managed to get in the area with decent time to eat some dinner at Chick Fil-A beforehand and find somewhere to park.

https://youtu.be/tGFrPF8bQyY

https://youtu.be/9sJgnODnWUs

05.30.2024
On Thursday May 30th, 2024, Elphie and I went to The Burlington Bar to see Dry Wedding with Convert and Bodyman Want. Our friend Jason invited us as Dry Wedding were friends of his out of Portland, Oregon and he hoped to help them have a good show. We enjoyed Dry Wedding. They definitely had some Nick Cave vibes. Convert closed the night and their bass player looked like a Ramone with a Mustache so he was deemed "Mustache Ramone." The opener was Bodyman Want and they were pretty good too. It was a good night overall and it was nice to see our friends! On my way home from work prior to going to the show, I experienced some difficulties with my iPhone. It wasn't working right on showing the maps (which I use typically to determine my route home) and so I restarted it...then it wouldn't play the podcast I was listening to either...it turned out to be an issue with Verizon apparently.

https://youtu.be/OW10fTBPNXU

https://youtu.be/si4uKjtnEs4

https://youtu.be/6USv5qqx6Pw

05.31.2024
On Friday May 31st, 2024, we went to Berwyn, Illinois to see the Nekromantix play at Distro Music Hall. The opening act, Devil Lock, was a Misfits cover band. I figured it best to avoid issues with Danzig so in part due to that, I didn't capture any video. The Nekromantix played a good and fairly long set. I captured "Gargoyles Over Copenhagen." I bought our tickets online while in line figuring it might be a packed show but it seems we probably could have made the purchase at the door. There were tables set up but the rule apparently is you must have a drink in order to be seated. Later, the waitress allowed Elphie to sit anyway. Elphie ended up buying a water.

https://youtu.be/my9X176YuLw

06.01.2024 - 06.07.2024
On Saturday June 1st, 2024 I ended up working all day so to allow some staff to attend the funeral of Franck Moukiama, our co-worker who passed unexpectedly. I didn't realize it would be the whole day but that is what happened. On Sunday June 2nd, 2024, Elphie and I headed to Romeoville to Wasted Youth Tattoo and P.M.A. Piercing Studio so Elphie could get a piercing update. She got two new ones to her cheeks. It seemed to be a better experience than the previous one a few years ago. We also experienced our first cicadas of this brood including one hanging out on a pillar at Taco Bell.

06.08.2024
On Saturday June 8th, 2024, Elphie wanted to go to a techno/rave event at Concord Music Hall featuring Rabbit In The Moon and The Crystal Method. I captured clips from both and then they joined forces to do "Crystal Rabbit" which I captured a clip of that as well. It was quite a late show but it was fun.

https://youtu.be/w8Wasnw4tTo

https://youtu.be/OdGQRjLnd5o

https://youtu.be/BUAncbx0_6o

06.09.2024 - 07.03.2024
On Sunday June 9th, 2024, we went to a block party to celebrate the 48th anniversary of The Alley. ORCS Leather was there and so we figured we'd come and hang a bit with the Hamptons while they were vending. Apparently we came at the right time as they were busy most of the day but it slowed down toward the end. Afterwards, we stopped at the MidsommarFest in Andersonville. Again, there lacked much of a Swedish presence. I got a Glögg slushie from the Simon's booth and searched for the Swedish hot dog but came up empty. I ended up with raclette from the Baked Cheese Haus. It is a Swiss based food. It was good.

On Thursday June 13th, 2024, Elphie and I had our 9th anniversary. We celebrated by grilling venison heart for dinner and watching the NHL Stanley Cup Finals. Elphie made mashed potatoes to go with the meat and also made chocolate cherry brownies! Elphie captured some footage when midnight struck as well. I took P.T.O. on Friday June 14th, 2024 and we went to the Medieval Torture Museum downtown. I guess that is a fitting experience for a wedding anniversary, ha! It was interesting. We took our time checking out all the exhibits. It was interactive so some of the exhibits one could move around or get inside. Afterwards, we had dinner at Luke's Lobster before heading back home. On Saturday June 15th, 2024, we decided to get dinner at Bree Thai. It is one of Elphie's favorite places to go. I noticed that airplanes were approaching Midway for landing on the corner closest to us while dining at Bree Thai so as we left, I decided to drive over to the corner so we could try to capture the landing airplane passing overhead like in Wayne's World. It didn't quite line up as I had hoped but we got close. On Sunday June 16th, 2024, after sending out Father's Day wishes, we stopped at the Nike Missile Site C-44 on the south side of Chicago. It is in the William Powers State Conservation Area. Near the entrance is a memorial with some plaques to honor veterans and we were able to drive back to where the missiles had been stored during the Cold War. I walked back and found an easy accessible path for Elphie and I to get to it so we both went in after I had scouted it. It was interesting to see and marked off yet another Atlas Obscura site.

Monday June 17th, 2024 was Anti-Procreation Day presented by Elphie's organization The Advocacy for Anti-Procreation. I worked then we hung at home watching Olympic Trials and the final minute of the NBA Finals as Boston won its 18th Championship. I also finished cleaning up the skull from the deer I harvested in the fall, glued the bottom jaw back together, and then glued in the front teeth. One of the teeth was missing. On my commute home on Tuesday June 18th, 2024 I saw a large cloud of smoke which appeared to be located north near Damen Avenue...the fire turned out to be a building supply warehouse full of wooden pallets. On Thursday June 20th, 2024, it was the first day of summer but in Chicago, it was rather cool and I captured footage using my Crosstour CR-900 as I approached downtown of the fog cover that took over the north side of the city. I also captured the same on my commute back home. On Saturday June 22nd, 2024, we attended Sanctuary at Underground Lounge for the first time (or at least the first time in a long time). The music and atmosphere were more Elphie's taste and she enjoyed herself.

On Monday June 24th, 2024, Elphie had a day out with her friend Laura and rode the Water Taxi. That night we watched the NHL Stanley Cup Final come to a close in Game 7 as Florida won its first Championship. As I left to go to work on Tuesday June 25th, 2024, I was able to capture a lightning bolt while backing out of the driveway using my Crosstour CR-900. During my commute home on Lake Shore Drive on Wednesday June 26th, 2024 I captured an errant golf ball bouncing by that must have come from Sydney R. Marovitz golf course nearby. Thankfully it didn't appear to have hit any of the passing cars. I wonder how often that has happened.

On Saturday June 29th, 2024, I decided to catch the final game of the Chicago Hounds rugby season. They were playing the Miami Sharks and came away with the win. There was a bit of a skirmish at the end as well. I ended up with a seat in the first row down at one end zone. I think I'd prefer to sit higher for better viewing but it was fun anyway. Back at the house, I captured some footage of lightning bugs. On Sunday June 30th, 2024, Elphie had a follow-up appointment for her new piercings so we returned to Wasted Youth Tattoo and P.M.A. Piercing to take care of that. Afterwards, I did some Audiofeed preparation by spray painting a sign for our Bare Bones tent. I printed the letters out to have hanging as well for another sign.

On Monday July 1st, 2024, we celebrated Canada Day by getting some poutine from Bad Apple. I got the traditional style and Elphie got the pulled pork option. On Tuesday July 2nd, 2024, the city of Chicago had begun to set up the walls along part of Lake Shore Drive for the upcoming NASCAR race. I decided to capture some footage during my commutes of all the set up. I used both the Crosstour CR-900 and my iPhone. I did the same on July 3rd, 2024 though I only used the Crosstour CR-900 that time rather than trying to shoot with my iPhone. After the drive, we finished loading up and headed out to Audiofeed.

Additional soundtrack includes "It's Spring" by Rodent Emporium, "Miracle Spring" by Candy Claws, "Man Is Like A Spring Flower" by Lingua Ignota, "Rainbow Rider Country" by Rainbow Rider, "Rainbow Signs" by Contrary To Popular Belief, "Chicago" by Sufjan Stevens, "A Tornado; An Owl" by Action Action, "Northern Lights" by Hands, "Northern Lights" by Thrice, "Dead Stars (Club Mix)" by Covenant, "Rocket And A Bomb" by Aunt Betty's Ford, "I Love You To Death (Drive Safe)" by The Juliana Theory, and "Race" by Bleach.

Footage filmed using a Canon Rebel T6s with an Audio-Technica AT-8024 microphoneiPhone 12 and 14 and Crosstour CR-900 by Elphie and Joel A. Swanson. Titles and other animations created and project edited using Final Cut Pro X on a Mac Mini by Joel A. Swanson.

Sunday, April 7, 2024

A Shared Life: Winter in Chicago (January - March 2024)

The footage for this project begins after the holiday season that ended 2023 and began 2024. I included the Epiphany/12th Night of Christmas with the holiday footage. Our Easter is the end of this project as it fell at the end of March in 2024.
https://youtu.be/v8wqvM8jocc
01.12.2024 - 01.15.2024
On Friday January 12th, 2024, Chicago got a fairly heavy snowfall. It was quite the heavy, wet snow as well so shoveling was extra difficult but needed to be done before the extreme cold that was forecasted so that I and others could get out of the driveway. I captured footage leaving the house as well as footage of the angry waves on Lake Michigan during the morning commute. On my way home, I witnessed a driver clip a guy who was trying to get into his vehicle. It seemed that the driver didn't realize he clipped the guy but the guy attempted to chase down the vehicle. He drove up behind the vehicle and got out at the intersection of Wilson and Sheridan but the driver started moving again once the light changed and I missed the rest of the interaction. At Roosevelt and Lake Shore Drive I was cut off by another driver who decided to turn right from the lane to the left of me while I was next to him. I thankfully noticed the car merging into my lane early enough to not get hit. Footage of this is below capturing using my CrossTour CR-900 with added commentary.
https://youtu.be/RaPztJn3p-k
Back at home, I spent time shoveling the heavy snow and the handle broke off our shovel. I borrowed one to finish the job.

On Monday January 15th, 2024, I left the house at -7 degrees to head to work. This was the coldest temperature I have experienced with our electric car and while the battery capacity was significantly lowered, I had thankfully charged a couple days before in anticipation. I was able to get to and from work. I captured some footage of the ice and steam on Lake Michigan during the morning commute and the "Keep The Dream Alive" sign lit up on the Blue Cross Blue Shield building as I drove home. While at work, due to the extreme weather affecting Pittsburgh sports teams, I was able to watch the Penguins game while trying to stay warm using a space heater. I often charge while parked in a parking garage but the garage was closed both Monday, due to the Martin Luther King Jr. Day holiday and Tuesday, likely due to the cold so I had to make a choice to stop at a charger on my way home. The charging process was slow but I got enough to get through the rest of the cold as the temperature and weather began to get closer to normal Chicago winter.

01.19.2024
On Friday January 19th, 2024 I went to G-Man Tavern to see Fuerza Bruta play as part of Tomorrow Never Knows Fest with a few other bands. On my way to the show, I hoped to find somewhere to charge for a bit but had no luck. Fuerza Bruta sounded great in that room and it was a fun show. I charged the car afterwards on my way home.

https://youtu.be/KCi9cdxjCq4

01.20.2024 - 02.01.2024
On Saturday January 20th, 2024, I had my first sighting of Mountain Dew Baja Blast being sold in stores for the "Year of Baja!"

In wake of the extreme cold conditions and significant warm up, Chicago was covered in heavy fog for several days. On Wednesday January 24th, 2024, it was particularly heavy so I made sure to capture some footage during my morning commute using the CrossTour CR-900. I also encountered a wreck on Lake Shore Drive. I'm not sure if it was due to the fog or not.

I captured the lighthouse being active on the way home from work on Friday January 26th, 2024 with the fog and rain making it even more clear than usual.

On Saturday January 27th, 2024, Elphie and I made a visit to the Rat Hole in Roscoe Village. The hole has existed for many years but someone shared it on social media creating a viral sensation. We figured we'd check it out in case it ended up covered up due to the new extra attention it was getting. In fact, someone did try to cover it a few days before we visited but locals cleared the substance from the hole. While there, someone was cleaning up garbage left behind by other visitors and appeared to be quite annoyed. We didn't stay long because we didn't want to be any more of a nuisance to the neighbors than we were by showing up. While the garbage was cleaned up, a lot of loose change remained around the hole. There was also police dealing with a situation nearby. The Rat Hole found its way onto Atlas Obscura shortly after our visit.

On my commute to work on Wednesday January 31st, 2024, I noticed a helicopter hovering near Lake Shore Drive as I drove north. It had a large box dangling from it and it appeared police had blocked off a road that was under the helicopter. I assume the large box might have been getting placed on top of a nearby building. Not far to the north, there was an accident on Lake Shore Drive's southbound lanes and then as I was exiting at Wilson Avenue, there was a vehicle off the road near the bike path. It was an eventful morning commute.

02.02.2024
On Friday February 2nd, 2024, there was a goose sitting in the planter box in the parking garage that seemed irritated that I had parked and walked by to get to work. That evening there was a Groundhog's Day Ska Show at the Cubby Bear in Wrigleyville. I decided to go and enjoyed the show. The Crombies headlined the show and I finally got a vinyl from them. The rest of the lineup was Beat The Smart Kids, Tone Zone Skam, and Bumsy And The Moochers.
https://youtu.be/6zijptppEjs

https://youtu.be/oVwLDkbSFm4

02.07.2024 - 02.24.2024
On Wednesday February 7th, 2024 I went to McDonald's to get my first Shamrock Shake of the season! I had read it wasn't meant to start until later in February but then saw evidence on social media of others indulging in the wonderful mintyness of the season!

During my commute home on Thursday February 8th, 2024, I encountered a thunderstorm due to the unseasonably warm weather. I captured some of the storm and the lightning using my CrossTour CR-900.

On Friday February 9th, 2024, Guy came to visit and I had won tickets for the Blackout Diaries so we attended. Guy got his first taste of Malört! We also made our first venison stew from the deer I got this season. It was also the first time trying to use the bone broth I made from the bones of this deer and I think it turned out pretty good.

On Saturday February 10th, 2024, we made a run to Meijer to get more supplies to make another venison stew for the Super Bowl. While at Meijer, we also made a stop at Krispy Kreme to get some donuts for the Super Bowl. Guy loaded up the deer hide into a freezer bag to take back with him. That night we attended Nocturna at Metro. On the way I captured the Blue Cross Blue Shield building showing "Black History 365." Nocturna was fun and pretty packed. Guy got to enjoy it as well.

On Sunday February 11th, 2024, I found out my Grandma Swanson passed when I woke up. That evening, we watched the Super Bowl while enjoying venison stew. We had our friend Daniel over and others were meant to come as well but canceled. Before the game, I played a few games of Techmo Bowl on our arcade system.

On Wednesday February 14th, 2024, the Blue Cross Blue Shield building had a heart on it and I captured that.

On Thursday February 15th, 2024, the Pittsburgh Penguins were in Chicago playing the Chicago Blackhawks. I bought a ticket near the top of the arena in the rafters. I paid around $50 for it and shortly after the purchase, the Blackhawks announced that Conor Bedard would be active and ticket prices skyrocketed to cost 3-4x as much as I paid. The Penguins won the game! I was on the side where they shoot twice and most of the goals during the game were scored on that end including one 15 seconds into the game. It was a fun game to attend! I guess it was cool to see the new young star of the league too.

On Friday February 16th and Saturday February 17th, 2024, while Elphie hung out with a friend, I boiled the skull from my deer to try to help clean it up a bit more and worked whatever else I could off the bones. I also made some more bone broth and prepared the tongue to make tacos in a few days. I had to boil it with onion and some spices then cut away the skin portion.

On Sunday February 18th, 2024, after picking up Elphie and heading toward Indiana to get our groceries, we passed the Chinatown Lunar New Year parade while on the exit ramp.

On Monday February 19th, 2024 we made the venison tongue tacos amd they mostly turned out good. The tortillas ended up hard though. We saved some from going out for Mexican a few weeks earlier but they stayed hard after we tried to heat them up to soften them. Oh well.

On Friday February 23rd, 2024, I passed a Kansas City Chiefs Championship themed double decker bus on Lake Shore Drive. I'm not sure why it was in Chicago.

The annual Ollie Mob WhirlyBall meet up was held on Saturday February 24th, 2024 in Vernon Hills, Illinois. It was a good time as usual. I ended up getting to play in each of the games again! I even scored a couple goals this year and Elphie was able to capture one of those goals on video! ha! We had some new folks come to play this year and unfortunately a few who planned to attend had to cancel last minute for one reason or another. We ate at Portillo's after the games were done and I got to talk hunting a bit with James who comes out from Rockford to play. On our return to the city, I captured the Saint Patrick's Day decorations along the highway on the Novak Construction building.
https://youtu.be/teewooKjpsI

02.27.2024 - 03.03.2024
On Tuesday February 27th, 2024, during another unusually warm stretch, another thunderstorm hit Chicago bringing hail and lightning and colder temperatures behind it.

Due to my grandma Swanson passing earlier in the month, and the quickness in which the funeral occurred, Elphie and I decided to use the bereavement time during the end of the month to attend to things in Pennsylvania such as our Auto Butler appointment at Dave Hallman Chevrolet in Erie and getting my driver's license renewed.

On Leap Day Thursday February 29th, 2024, we drove from Chicago to Erie where we stayed at a Red Roof Inn just a block from Dave Hallman Chevrolet. We ended up getting a free charge at the first stop on the Indiana Tollway and Elphie ended up getting a free coffee from the 7Eleven! When we exited the Indiana Tollway to enter Ohio, the toll plaza couldn't read my credit card for some reason after I scanned the ticket. After several tries and even trying my debit card. It canceled my attempts to pay apparently and connected me to someone who ended up just giving us a complimentary pass. So we didn't pay for a charge, a coffee, or our trip on the tollway! We stopped for our next charge before the tolls began in Ohio and I decided to go off the tollroads for the rest of the trip and planned out our charging destinations accordingly. It didn't seem to add a lot more time and was perhaps a bit more energy efficient than the higher speeds on the interstate. While waiting for one of our charges, I gave the Spiced Coca-Cola a try. I thought the taste resembled that of the spiced jelly beans. It was ok and I'd probably try it again. We arrived in Erie around 10:15pm and got checked in and situation only to find that the Red Roof Inn does not have Sports Net Pittsburgh. It took a bit to get the charge going on the level 2 charger as well but I finally did get it going and was able to get a full charge while sleeping. I got up to move the car so I wouldn't get an idle fee.

On Friday March 1st, 2024, I got up early to take the car to Dave Hallman Chevrolet for the Auto Butler appointment at 8am. I was under the impression it would take several hours so I went back to the hotel and went to sleep and missed the call at 9:30am that the car was done and ready to be picked up! I woke and showered so we could check out and then walked over to get the car. It was my mom's birthday too. We arrived in Warren at about noon and she was still asleep so I got my paperwork to go renew my driver's license. Back at my parents house we gave my mom a birthday gift and hung out. She told us about grandma Swanson's funeral. That evening, when my father got home he asked about going out to dinner for my mom's birthday. After some debate the decision was to go to Scottie's Pittsfield Inn. We waited quite a bit on our dinners but everything was really good!

On Saturday March 2nd, 2024, we made a trip to Celoron, New York to see the statues in the Lucille Ball Memorial Park. One is called 'Scary Lucy' and the other meant to replace it is 'Lovely Lucy.' The house that Lucy grew up in was nearby so we were able to visit that as well. We took a scenic route back to Warren through the Allegany State Park and Allegheny National Forest and Seneca Reservation lands along the Allegheny River and Reservoir to see the Cornplanter monument in the displaced cemeteries. It was something I went to see with my grandpa probably about 35 years ago but never found it. I recently saw someone post about it on a facebook group and figured out how to finally get to it. It was interesting to finally see it and see the many unknown graves as well.

On Sunday March 3rd, 2024 we made our trip back to Chicago. We stayed off the tolls and probably made as good of time as we would taking the tolls with our better electric efficiency on the backroads. I also tried a Mountain Dew Goji Citrus Strawberry from a Sheetz. I don't think I liked this one as much as some others. As we arrived back in Chicago, we passed a tow truck towing a tow truck. At home we unloaded and got some sleep. The next morning I was scheduled for the dentist but took the rest of the day off as the last of my bereavement.

03.06.2024
On Wednesday March 6th, 2024, our friend Adalia was in town to play a show at the Beat Kitchen with her band Knotts. I ended up with one free ticket for spreading the word on social media along with the Ribbon Dancer album on vinyl and a shirt so I bought one ticket so both Elphie and I could go. It was a good show and nice to hang with Adalia for a bit too. We discussed Audiofeed and one of her previous bands with other friends called The Saudades in the time we had for conversation. I captured "The Offer" from their set. Mariah Colon and AsĂ­ AsĂ­ also played the show.

https://youtu.be/5QnA1vlUh8M

03.07.2024
On Thursday March 7th, 2024, we attended a 6'10 show with Dylan Walshe at the Blue Island Beer Company along ye Olde Western Avenue area of Blue Island. It was a fun show and good hangs and conversation with our friends in the 6'10/Flatfoot 56 camp. I captured "Winter In Chicago" by 6'10 and "At The Sea" by Dylan Walshe. Dylan Walshe is up for the weekend and going to play with Flatfoot 56 during their shows in Rockford and Chicago. We will be at the Chicago show.

03.09.2023
On Saturday March 9th, 2024, the annual Flatfoot 56 Saint Patrick's show at Reggies. This year they had Dylan Walshe play a guest spot right before their set which included a partial performance of The Pogues' "If I Should Fall From Grace With God" as Flatfoot 56 took the stage. I captured "Hourglass" from the Flatfoot 56 set with Little Jessi Dills adding trumpet. I captured "City Sisters from Dylan Walshe's set. Also on the bill was Tsunami Bomb. I captured their song "Irish Boys" with Josh Robieson adding some bagpipes. Something To Do was also on the lineup and I captured "Let's Break Some Laws" from their set. The opener was Loss Leader. It was a great show all around! Elphie captured some footage from the balcony that I used in my edits of video clips I uploaded from the show.

03.13.2024
On Wednesday March 13th, 2024, Mike Mains And The Branches were playing at Schuba's Tavern on Chicago's northside. It had been a while since I was able to catch one of their shows. I first saw them when they came through The 86 Club back in 2011 or so and have enjoyed their music ever since! I ended up capturing a performance of the song "Around The Corner" which was pretty epic.

https://youtu.be/FaxqWnPYCwo

3.14.2024
On Thursday March 14th, 2024, we went to the Aragon Ballroom to see Ministry with Gary Numan and Front Line Assembly. The show was great and I think Aragon Ballroom is a really good spot for shows in that one can usually find decent sight lines in that room. Unfortunately, it is a Ticketmaster/Live Nation run venue...when the show is over, they are fairly aggressive about getting people out of the building. I get that when the night is over, one wants to get things done so that they can get home. I also get that a crowd with many folks having had a lot to drink may not respond to polite urging. This venue requires everyone to funnel to a staircase to leave the room. We often will wait for the majority of the crowd before starting to leave so as to not be crowded and pushed trying to go down the stairs. In part, this is due to Elphie's anxiety with the crowd. But when you tell folks that they can't wait near the restroom for their partner to get done it a bit too much. Telling staff to start shutting the rest room doors to discourage patrons from using it also is a bit too much...unless you want folks relieving on the street around your building. I think there are better ways to manage the crowd at the end of the night. Unfortunately, Ticketmaster/Live Nation had monopolies on these venues and these shows so they aren't all that concerned about treating folks with any sort of care or kindness. Why would they? They get your money whether you are able to enjoy the show or not...and the artists still book shows with them for whatever reason. And I haven't even touched on the fees that they charge...

Anyway, the show was great. I captured "Aryan Embarrassment" by Ministry. I looked at the setlist from previous shows on the tour and that song among a couple other new ones stuck out. I checked out the lyrics and felt it to be the best one to capture for that reason if nothing else. I'm not always very intentional on a song selection for capturing video...but I was on this one. I am not all that familiar with Ministry and only saw them one other time but really couldn't hardly see them on the stage from where we were. It was good to actually experience the show! I captured "Cars" by Gary Numan. It's a hit tune and figured why not?! During the Front Line Assembly set, I captured "Millennium" which closed their set. I thought all the acts put on a good show.

https://youtu.be/HnTKlKAuV74

https://youtu.be/o4fC_qOYrcg

https://youtu.be/EN8bUOxI-No

3.15.2024
After work on Friday March 15th, 2024, I picked up Elphie and we headed north to Milwaukee, Wisconsin to catch the first of the Saint Patrick's weekend shows for Flatfoot 56 at the X-Ray Arcade. They had the Koffin Kats with them for this weekend run which includes Minneapolis, Minnesota. Elphie really wanted to see the Koffin Kats so we made the choice to make the trip to Milwaukee. We missed the opening band and arrived while the other support band was playing. We posted up in the back of the room because it was packed and sold out. We ended up against the arcade games. A couple of older guys came up and motioned at me to move. I figured they must have wanted to play the Simpsons game right behind me. I thought I saw them pull out some quarters as well. Instead, they posted up in the spot I was standing, even sort of moving into Elphie's space so there I was now stuck standing in front of Elphie and behind a large skinhead guy. As I realized these guys had made me move just so they could stand where I was, I decided to stand directly in front of them now and slowly backed up into them in hopes they'd move again and I could reclaim my post ha! I think they were likely too drunk to realize any of this and I don't think it really worked but they did eventually move and I could reclaim my spot until I switched with Elphie hoping to give her a better viewing point for Koffin Kats. I captured some footage from the Koffin Kats and the performance of "Sorry" by Flatfoot 56 as best I could despite folks around us trying to have very loud conversations during the show.

We also got to hang out with Raye and stay the night. Raye took us to a place called Vanguard which had specialty hot dogs. I ordered the Pittsburgh dog of course but I'm not so sure it made any sense. It had coleslaw on it as it should as well as fries but it was topped with ranch dressing?! That didn't make sense. Even ketchup couldn't overpower the ranch. Put cheese and tomatoes...or put pierogies on it. Ranch?! What is Pittsburgh about ranch?! It was good otherwise and after we headed to Raye's for some sleep.

03.16.2024 - 03.24.2024
On Saturday March 16th, 2024, we got up, enjoyed some coffee and conversation, then headed out to Meijer and to an Electrify America charging station. We figured we'd get groceries to bring home so we didn't have to go back out again for a shopping trip. There was a Culver's nearby so Raye met us there before we headed back to Chicago. On our way back to Chicago, Elphie and I stopped at the Mars Cheese Castle and picked up some curds as well as some drinks including a couple cans of Green River Soda. One was the regular flavor I think and the other had raspberry. I tried the one with raspberry later that night at home and it was quite good. As we made it through Chicago to get back home, we noticed a large Irish flag flying with the American flag.

On Sunday March 17th, 2024, while watching hockey and then the live streams from both the Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly on Veeps, I grilled some venison chops while Elphie made some potatoes and drank the regular style Green River Soda. We also ate some of the cheese curds we purchased at the Mars Cheese Castle. Both live streams were fun to watch and the set times worked out to see both without overlap.

On my way to my car on Thursday March 21st, 2024, I captured some footage of the blue flowers blooming in the yard as spring had begun. Perhaps they are out a bit early even due to the unusual warm weather. On Friday March 22nd, 2024, those same flowers were covered in snow. I also captured a dead fly on my way out to the car to head off to work.


03.25.2024
On my commute home on Monday March 25, 2024, while the roads were fairly empty for some reason, there was a wreck I encountered on the 'S' curves of Lake Shore Drive. After getting home and some dinner, I went to Cobra Lounge for the '68 show with The Callous Daoboys and The Homeless Gospel Choir. The Homeless Gospel Choir was the opener and Derek Zanetti revealed that this would be the last tour in which he would call his musical endeavor "The Homeless Gospel Choir" as he intends to go forth as himself from now on. I captured a tune he intends to record on an upcoming album called "Pennsylvania Song Bird" that he said is about his mom. This upcoming record will be done with Josh Scogin! The Callous Daoboys played next and they were as chaotic as I recall from their Shed set at Furnace Fest. I had attempted to capture the opening song but I cut off early so I captured the song "Fake Dinosaur Bones" and shared that instead. I did capture the opening song from the '68 set called "With Distance Between" and it was a fun tune to capture. The whole set was a lot of fun...as well as the night. The show was sold out. '68 makes more sense in the smaller room and I'm glad it was a success. Tobin Bawinkel was there as well and we chatted a bit. After the show, I got to talk to Derek for a bit at his table before venturing out into the rain and home.
03.28.2024 - 04.01.2024
We decided to go back to Pennsylvania, using my Paid Time Off for Easter weekend. I ended up staying late a bit at work on Wednesday March 27th, 2024 to finish up an intake on a new client and this proved to have some consequences. I went to my car parked in the Truman College parking garage to find the garage locked up and the gate down. I tried calling the phone number for the college and connecting with security but no one answered. After trying to see if I could manually open the gate at all, I gave up and took the train home with the hopes I could retrieve my car in the morning. This also would put us behind a bit on our planned departure. So on Thursday March 28th, 2024, I got up earlier than I probably would have otherwise and made my way to Uptown Chicago by train to retrieve my car. The garage was open and so I got the car and returned home to load up so we could get started on the long trip to Warren, Pennsylvania. The bright side of this was that the car had time to charge a bit longer while in the garage all night so we were able to skip the first planned charge and continue to the next one. While charging the car in South Bend, we went into the mall to eat at the food court and Elphie decided she wanted to check out a few stores. I had to ward off a guy who wanted to shine my boots. Admittedly, the boots were in dire need of a shining because I haven't done it in some time. We had decided to do the drive off the tollway so as we continued through Amish country, we encountered a few buggies along the road. I decided to keep the video capture as we passed through Angola, Indiana of the monument in the middle of the roundabout and whatever other statues we captured as we came through that area. While we charged at our next stop, I gave the Mountain Dew Laguna Lemonade a try and it was fairly good. My mom really liked it, apparently, asking if we could find any in cans to bring it to her, which we did later in the drive. I noticed the lemonade taste more in the aftertaste and probably the mango flavor at the front. We continued our drive, stopping about every 1.5 hours for a charge and arriving in Warren after almost 14 hours.

On Good Friday March 29th, 2024, Elphie and I tried some fusion oatmeal with both peaches and strawberries and cream. We both liked it and Elphie made a post about how it was our relationship in a box as she prefers strawberries and cream while I prefer peaches and cream.

On Saturday March 30th, 2024, we made a day trip to Pittsburgh, PA. While stopping for a charge along the way, I tried the Mountain Dew Baja Blast Point Break Punch and I liked this flavor as well. I captured as we arrived in Pittsburgh and we headed to the Southside with a plan to get lunch at Primanti Brothers then head down the street to get some more tattoo work from Justun at In The Blood. I had an idea to finish the snowflake piece he started last year and gave him the basic idea which he took and made probably even better with his own artistic ideas. I am very happy with the result! It was also a great time to catch up with Justun during the session. Afterwards, we headed to Roland's for dinner of Lobster Ravioli and a Hot Lobster Roll while hanging at the bar with Joe and watching Penguins hockey. Joe gave us a free dinner again, so I left a large tip on the bar for him which he scolded me for later, ha! On the drive home, we took a different route due to the need to get another charge and as a result, we took route 666 to Warren!

On Easter Sunday March 31st, 2024, Elphie and I woke up late. My mom brought out the Easter baskets and Elphie made one up for mom as well. We watched the Pirates baseball game. We had venison stew for dinner and uncle Steve came by to eat it as well. It was a fun dinner time. I captured a shot of the daffodils in the backyard and had Elphie get some footage of the tattoo as well as some pics to share.

On Monday April 1st, 2024, we made our trip back to Chicago. We again avoided the tolls. We had one charging station we had to wait at for someone to leave but otherwise the trip went ok. I had to watch/listen to a webinar through zoom as we traveled during part of the trip as well...it turned out to be a part where we had to take a bit of a detour due to what I assume was likely an accident on I-90 west of Cleveland. We encountered quite the rain storm as well as we left Ohio into Indiana and watched a couple have a dispute at the charging station in South Bend. We arrived home about an hour later than the estimate originally called for but it wasn't too late.


Additional soundtrack includes "Freeze Up" by Operation Ivy, "Ice In Your Veins" by Sitheach, "Lucy's About To Lose Her Mind" by Huntingtons, the "I Love Lucy" theme song, "As Long As The Grass Shall Grow" by Johnny Cash, "Sober and Godless" by The Rumjacks, "Rose Tattoo" by Dropkick Murphys, and "Where You There" by Tony Krogh.

Footage filmed using a Canon Rebel T6s with an Audio-Technica AT-8024 microphoneiPhone 12 and 14 and Crosstour CR-900 by Elphie and Joel A. Swanson. Titles and other animations created and project edited using Final Cut Pro X on a Mac Mini by Joel A. Swanson.

Thursday, February 8, 2024

Messin' With Scammers

This project may be updated as more opportunities arise to mess with more scammers.
In 2020, with the COVID-19 pandemic in full swing and boredom setting in, I started messing around whenever I got scam calls and tried to record some of them. I also would call back some of the numbers and, after finding out what the call was for and who made the call, I may mess with them that way as well.
Initially, I made a video after receiving some mail from CitiBank in 2019 with a return envelope that was pre-paid. I had heard of folks doing this before, so I decided to fill the envelope with garbage and paper from the shredder as full as possible then sent it off. It is a prank where I will never see the payoff but the thought humors me! I did this a few times before I stopped receiving mail with those envelopes in it. The only one that still sends me a postage paid envelope is the college I attended seeking donations and I don't feel good about pulling this prank on the student who is likely working the mail room.
I had also received mail from Car Shield addressed to "Nachelle" Swanson. I had in the past received some robocalls but this was the first physical mail I had received and found the name to be pretty funny. In the letter there is a phone number and a customer ID code and the vehicle supposedly owned that was due for the extended warranty. Now at that time, I had only ever owned cars handed down by family or purchased used with cash so to be eligible for any extended warranty seemed especially ludicrous. I called a few different times. The first time I called I told them I didn't have a Mercedes Benz and they asked about a Mercury instead. I said I didn't have a car at all and wondered why they were contacting me. I was meant to be removed from their list at this point. The next time I called I did so expressing my excitement that they were offering me a car (Mercedes Benz according to the mail) and after explaining that they would not be giving me a car, they then stated I'd be removed from the list. I called again, this time as a religious person concerned for the soul of the person I spoke to...I lost character a bit on this one and so it's a bit of a flop. I called once again and used the scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off of trying to reverse the mileage but the car fell off the jacks and out the garage into a ravine. I was asked what I was driving now and when I told them I wasn't driving anything they once again assured me I'd be off their list. I received another letter shortly after but no car listed this time so I called again. I said I didn't know "Nachelle" and wondered why they are sending mail to my house addressed to Nachelle. Again, they said they'd take me off the list. The final call in this series of messing with Car Shield I acted as though I were an attorney representing the person who kept getting unsolicited mail from Car Shield and that I'd have to resort to legal action if they did not stop sending mail to "Nachelle." I was put on with a manager who did not seem too happy. It seemed to work though...I haven't gotten any Car Shield mail since! Most of those videos were done in 2019 as well.

https://youtu.be/yuXOq50wvSs
As has happened to others, I received calls claiming to be an enforcement officer of the Social Security Administration in regards to fraudulent activity using my Social Security number. It was a robocall and very obvious at that. The recording asked for a kindly call back but when I tried, the number had been disconnected.

https://youtu.be/6LGdTb9ze14
I had received several calls regarding my utility bill and a rebate. One of these in particular the person on the other end got rather aggressive with me telling me that if I didn't listen to what he had to say he would keep calling me "again and again and again." He hung up when I asked why I would listen to him when I know it's a scam.

https://youtu.be/zb9Zy7F2gps
I received some numbers from friends and this particular clip is from one of those numbers. Perhaps that friend owes a debt? I don't know. When they asked for my name and I made one up (they also had to ask for my last name) they said that the call was for someone else (not the name of my friend) and then argued with me after I said that they apparently have a wrong number. The argument they made was that I have the wrong number and that they talked to my wife on this line earlier today. I was using Google Hangouts (now Voice) at the time and hadn't even registered a number to it, ha!
Some of these calls come while I am in commute home or to work and this is one of them. It was "Senior Benefits" robocall in regards to life insurance. I answered as I sometimes do with a Mr. Rogers voice. They hung up when I answered their question about my age with "99 years old."

This was another call with regards to utilities. This time apologizing for an overage and if I spoke to a representative then I could get my rebate. One would think the representative would at least know what utility you are using but he did not. I acted angry that they keep calling and even used their "again and again and again" line before being hung up on.
This cold call with in regards to "TV Service" at $59.99. They asked me if I pay that much and when I said that I don't need cable and I don't watch television they hung up on me.
This was a robocall/cold call for "card member services" with a one time only low interest rate. When I asked who they were trying to reach, they hung up on me.
This robocall/cold call came from the "vehicle services department" about an extended warranty. Apparently Car Shield has competition. It hung up before the transfer to a human.
On this call I returned a cold call (either one I received or possibly Elphie or some other friends...I don't recall at this point) which happened to come from "Auto Warranty Services" but only gave the option to "press one to opt out" and would disconnect after. I tried other numbers but it never would connect me with a human.
I had several cold calls with messages from "Credit National Assist" which was basically the same message and definitely the same voice however the recording identified itself as different names each time and perhaps the credit amount was different. When I called any of the numbers back, I couldn't get through to anyone.
This was another Social Security fraudulent activity scam call. When I called the number back it claimed to be the Social Security Administration fraud prevention line. I don't believe that it was as it claimed.
I returned a call to another number that was a debt collections agency. This one allowed me to leave a message so I did so starting with a Mr. Rogers-esque "Hello, Neighbor" then proceeded to say how I didn't have debt, nor money, nor a place to live and that I'd like them to stop calling me.
I returned another cold call to a debt collections agency and this time was similar to the first time in Episode 10 but I acted as "Bill from Car Shield" trying to offer an extended warranty. The debt collections agent stated that they were trying to reach a Shantelle, Christina, or Angel. I said, "I don't know any of them, my name is Bill" and proceeded to explain I was calling to offer an extended warranty. I also claimed I don't think we at Car Shield have a debt to be collected, ha!
On this short clip, the number I tried to call from the list of cold calls I or others had received answered with a simple recording saying "Thanks for your call...goodbye."
When I exhausted my list of cold calls, I decided I wanted to mess with Car Shield some more. I found that the number they have listed gets you a recording due to a change in their number and the new number disconnects when using Google Voice.
I got a few cold calls regarding a Zantac class action lawsuit. I left a message which was meant to be returned within an hour. That didn't happen. I called it again using the character of Carl Shields saying all sorts of outlandish things about the "cancer" I was suffering from due to Zantac.
A couple times while having some downtime at work, I called Car Shield again (I could get through on the work phone where I couldn't using my unregistered number through Google Voice). On both of these calls I would ask to speak with Car Shields. The first agent sort of went with it and asked for a customer ID which I had consequently due to them sending mail to former clients at the shelter where I work (I returned those letters to sender with a note telling them to stop scamming people). When I gave the customer ID, the agent hung up on me. The other call, that agent tried to reason with me as I asked for Carl Shields explaining how she worked at Car Shield. I had told her my name was T. Rucker and that I worked for Truck Helmet and was trying to offer Carl Shields an extended warranty.
I called a number I had on a list of cold calls and it turned out to be a prayer line. I hit the option for prayer and was meant to receive a call back with spiritual guidance but I never received that call.
Due to a lot of these calls happening during the 2020 election cycle, it made sense that at least one would be from a campaign. I tried to leave a message asking about which campaign but it cut me off quick and supposedly sent my message.
In this clip, I decided to have a little fun with a number I found posted on Facebook for a guy who wanted to have a Trump rally in downtown Cincinnati. I called inquiring about the time and exact location. The first call went to voice mail and the second a woman answered who then hung up after I asked about the rally. The third time I played a recording of a "yeehaw" and "Proud To Be An American." While playing those, there was a voice on the other end making weird noises. I called one more time and ended up speaking with the individual who wanted to have the Trump rally. It was an interesting conversation and leaves me wondering a bit about him in the wake of that 2020 election and the aftermath.
https://youtu.be/W-LwZQ9OJk0
This final video (for now, at least) is a compilation of scam and spam emails and texts. I responded to the texts and got some responses too which were kind of funny.

A good amount of these numbers were likely cloned from average citizens. Several times I ended up connected to people who were clueless as to why a car warranty or Social Security, or health insurance would have called me from their number. I didn't choose to include any of those videos.


I will include this one other bonus...I decided to prank call my friend Skot while he worked the phones one evening at J.P.U.S.A. and used a terrible impression of Hank Hill. I figured he may find it funny. At the end of the call, the sigh sounded so defeated before he hung up. It was sad, yet I also found it to be quite funny.

The Intro was created using Soundtrack Pro on a Mac Mini with animations and titles created using Motion4 on a Macbook. Filmed using an iPhone 8 and CrossTour CR900. Edited using Final Cut Pro and Final Cut Pro X on a Mac Mini. Filmed and edited by Joel A. Swanson aTigerRAWkFilm.blogspot.com